So it seems that people are making rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Thought I’d share a few.
A few rapture highlights from Twitter:
(Wait, if it’s trending on Twitter… perhaps it really happened?)
Here you go:
Was just raptured. Jesus was 8 minutes late. Heaven is nice. Like a really nice Cancun resort. Apostle Paul smells like Fritos.
Jesus was here. He was like, “Sup?” And I was all, “Bah?” And he was like, “Later,” and I was all, “Whatevs.” #rapture
Okay clearly Jesus is a NO SHOW…where yall watching the Mavs game? #RaptureDissapointment2011
I’m still here. Jesus must hate me.
A guy named Jesus just won the #Preakness
#endoftheworldconfessions I did my hair all fancy and everything cos I was supposed to be meeting Jesus right now.. Oh well.
@jesus: It’s not over ’til “I” say it’s over.
My new Honda has anti-rapture air bags….I should be fine….and I get an insurance discount. Woooohooooo!
Worst. Rapture. Ever.
Good news everyone! McDonalds is still open, even after the Rapture!
I think this #rapture is in a rain delay
BREAKING: Rapture called off indefinitely because of mathematical errors. “Apparently I suck at Numerology,” says Harold Camping.
I wish everyday was #rapture day. Nice weather. Great food. What’s not to like??????
What? It’s May 21, 20011? I was WAY off!
Rapture jokes are so 6:00PM.
*And here’s my personal favorite:
If we want to be face to face with Jesus, then we need roll up our sleeves and get involved with the poor, the vulnerable, the needy…
For my own more serious thoughts on the matter, click here:
The Rapture, The Dude, and a Post that ties the Room Together.